Funny Stories

"I can lose everything, but not you... Oh god, not YOU!!!" *** ~තාරුණ්‍යයේ ජවය හිස මත තබාගත් සෙල්ලක්කාර, විසේකාර,ආඩම්බර, අහංකාර යෞවනයන් සිව් දෙනෙක්.. මේ ඔවුන්ගේ කතාව~ ||යොවුන් ආදර වසන්තේ|| ~Springtime Of Young Love~ written by, _Dolie_

නිදහසේ ඉන්න ගමන් නිදහසේ කියවන්න....

When a mysterious killer started wiping out the city's prettiest, meanest, most scandalous girls, Eleo thinks she's safe. She's none of those things. She's just a clumsy, overworked college student with zero dating experience. That is, until she does something spectacularly dumb that inevitably put her in his path. Now, instead of living her quiet, peaceful life, she's dealing with: • ‌A ridiculously good-looking serial killer who won't leave her alone. • ‌Death threats that sound suspiciously flirty. And, Eleo's got two options: 1. Find out who the killer is before he "accidentally" falls in love with her. 2. Die. ...And dying sounds 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 inconvenient. 🚨 Not a tutorial. Do NOT attempt.

This book can be read as a stand alone Greyson Blake Rosen-Hower Who doesn't know that name? Everyone with a pulse knows his family. He's blessed with his father's devilish looks and cunning mind. He's already on top of the corporate ladder at a young age without any effort. He also inherits his mother's pure heart. Well, if you dig deeper, I mean more more deeper like Mariana's trench deep. I swear you'll find it. Sunshine McBright is the epitome of happiness and positive energy. Even her name says it all. She's simple minded and detached from reality most of the time. Trying to be happy and making others happy while you are experiencing hardship was so hard but she'd rather die trying than not. They met in a strange way and she captivated Greyson with her quirkiness. Like his father, Greyson believes at love at first sight. They are opposites in every way but Greyson will do anything to leap that gap between them and make Sunshine his. Forever. -excerpt- I was sitting quietly in the middle of Central Park when suddenly a flower appeared on my vision. I looked up and saw a redhead smiling widely at me. My hoodie obscure half of my face so I doesn't know if this strange woman saw my flat expression. "I am sorry. I've been staring at you for a while which I know was totally creepy but I swear I am not. I notice that you look lonely and sad so I picked this flower and hopes that your day will become a little bit lighter." She pushed the flower a little so I was forced to take it. "Huh you're still not happy. Wait please." The redhead run towards a bush that has a sign that clearly said "Don't pick any flowers. Fine $50." After she picked a handful. She runs back to me. "Here." she offered the newly stealed flowers to me. "oh I also have a chocolate bar. do you want one?" The only thing that's running on my mind was who's this strange woman and can I take her home? Another amazing cover from @Regina_Anais!

Anika:his solded bride · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · Anika is the heroine of our story, facing a troubled childhood in her own home. Unbeknownst to her, she is sold to her enemy's household, hoping for a better life. She longs for understanding and kindness and dreams that her number one enemy will forgive her and accept her. Will Anika find the redemption she seeks, or will her past haunt her forever? --------------------------------------------- {#1.Promise}[29/4/25] {#1.Suffer} [10/6/25] {#1. Spy}[29/7/25] {#2.Betrayel}[23/4/25] {#3.Affection}[1/7/25]

Running away from their jobs as camp counselors, Ellie and Seb embark on a road trip with unexpected turns en route to their destination - New York. ***** Camp Raukawee was meant to be where Ellie Morrison and Sebastian Lee spent their summer working as camp counselors, but they've had enough. Escaping in the middle of the night, the friends hatch a crazy plan to make their way to New York to visit Ellie's dad, who she hasn't seen since he moved five years ago. Along the way, however, a series of cities and events have the pair not only questioning their individual futures, but wondering what will happen to the growing spark between them as the countdown to adulthood begins. [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

Mira finds herself stuck in the city of love with Jake, the playboy athlete she can't stand. What she doesn't expect is for major sparks to fly on their 24-hour adventure. But can this newly-found love last beyond the magic of Paris? ***** 24 Hours in Paris is now published as a Paperback & E-book by W by Wattpad Books As a Wattpad reader, you can now access both the Original Edition and the W by Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase (PS: a review on Amazon (and also Goodreads) would be very much appreciated, to help get this POC rom com in front of more readers! All the review page links are on my Wattpad profile page :-) ) In the new Published Edition of the book, the characters of Mira and Jake will be older and wiser co-workers in the corporate world, who miss their flight and get stuck spending an extra 24 hours in Paris. They'll start off annoyed with each other, but you know how the story goes... "Adorably sweet and a brilliant read! It made me feel like I was roaming the streets of Paris without having to leave my couch." - Grace @HQ ***** On the last day of their class's college trip to Paris, Mira and Jake get tangled up in a debacle that causes them to miss their flight home to New York. Which means they're stuck in Paris until the next available flight that's 24 hours away! Mira is witty and a lover of art history and good cheese. Jake, on the other hand, is your All-American frat boy with a killer smile. Translation: they can't stand each other. As they visit places they could never have imagined, Mira and Jake go from mortal enemies to star-crossed lovers with sizzling chemistry. But can their spark last without Paris' cheese and charm to keep it going? [[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]] Cover designed by Ray Gardener

Behind every perfectly folded towel, every smiling team member, and every "magical" guest experience, there is chaos steeping just beneath the surface. Welcome to hospitali-TEA, where the tea is hot, the stories are hotter, and the whistle is usually already blowing. In this first flavor, Recreation and Entertainment, K. Bengel pulls back the curtain on the wacky, unpredictable, occasionally heroic world of resort recreation. From lightning storms and runaway wildlife to overconfident lifeguards, corporate policy chess matches, and guests who believe in invisible weather bubbles - these stories are a blend of elegance, absurdity, and barely contained disaster. This isn't a tell-all. It's a carefully stirred collection of exaggerated, rearranged, lovingly blurred tales inspired by real hospitality life - designed to entertain without naming names. If you've ever: Worked a holiday while everyone else was celebrating Redirected wildlife out of luxury amenities Broken up drama mid-shift Smiled through chaos because "the show must go on." Or wondered what really happens behind the scenes of a resort This book is for you. Refined on the outside. Ridiculous on the inside. Just like the industry. Pour yourself a cup.

After a tragic accident that completely changes her life, Annie and her twin brother, Austin, are taken in by the Emersons, a family of seven (drop-dead gorgeous) boys. But Annie never expects to fall for one of the boys...let alone two. "A delicious series of twists and turns." - Grace @ HQ ***** Annie Cassidy has always had a simple life. She lives with her mom, dad, and her twin brother, Austin, in Indiana. She's always been close to each of them; a bond nobody could break until one fatal night when Annie's parents are killed in a head-on collision. She and Austin have no other family nearby and are taken under the wing of their father's best friend, Derek Emerson. They move from their small, comfortable hometown in Indiana, to the giant city of Los Angeles, California. Not only are they shocked to find out that the Emersons are rich--but that they also have seven kids. And they're all boys! As Annie begins to settle in, the last thing she expects is to develop feelings for one of the brothers, let alone two. It's safe to say that her new life in LA is about to get a whole lot more complicated. Content warning: mature scenes, depictions of a car crash, and mentions of grief. [[Word count: 60,000 - 70,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

𝐆𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐏𝐘 𝐗 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 Elijah West is a stubborn, moody asshole who overall dislikes other people. After Carter Sakuna (quite literally) runs into him, he finds her mysterious, loud and overall super annoying. At least that's what he told himself. So then how did he end up falling in love with her? 𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐬: grumpy x sunshine only soft for her boy obsessed teasing comedy

You were the best female player in women's basketball back in middle school, but then you suddenly disappeared because of a sudden accident, you come back a year later and you're now entering Seirin high school but what happens when you're the manager of this new basketball team and you fall in love with their ace.

⟡ ───────────────────────── ⟡ !!!𝐔𝐍𝐏𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐍 𝟐𝟏/𝟑/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟔 𝐓𝐎 𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐅𝐅, 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐏𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐇 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐍 𝟐𝟑/𝟑/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟔 𝐌𝐀𝐗!!! ⟡ ───────────────────────── ⟡ 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘/𝐍, 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠. It was survival. A harsh, grinding engine that kept her moving through the streets, protecting her even as it slowly wore her down. 𝐔.𝐀. offers a chance at a normal life, a life away from everything that pained her, A life where she could finally start to learn how to live. But normalcy for someone like her was a fragile illusion. With every step she takes toward the light, the shadows behind her stretch a little longer. Eyes begin to follow. Fragments of a buried horror resurface. And the happiness she's building may become the very thing that paints a target on everyone around her. She wanted to leave the darkness behind, But can she stop it before it swallows the people she's only just begun to love? ⟡ ───────────────────────── ⟡ ﹙𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎﹚ ︴𝑨𝒈𝒆𝒅-𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒌𝒊 (17) ︴𝑶𝒃𝒔𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒌𝒊 ︴𝑶𝑷 𝒀/𝑵 - 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔 ︴𝑺𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒑𝒂𝒄𝒊𝒏𝒈 ︴𝑮𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒕𝒚 𝑨𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒘𝒂 ︴𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒔𝒕 ⟡ ───────────────────────── ⟡ ✦ 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 Small edits are being made to certain chapters

After moving to Chicago to start a new life, Sveya isn't looking for nothing beyond a fresh start. Between church, school, and learning how to exist without losing herself, her life feels limited...until she meets Solomon.

" ඔයා පන්තිභාර ටීචර් මං නසරාණි ළමයෙක්.. කවදාවත් බේරෙන්න ලැබෙන්නෙ නෑ මගෙ වදයෙන්.. ඒ නිසා මට නෑ ඔයාගෙ අවධානෙන් අඩුවක්.. මං දුවන්නෙ නෑ, හෙමීට තෝරගන්න දඬුවම්..." සුදු නෙළුමකට පෙම් බැඳපු නසරාණි නිල් මහනෙල් මලක්!! 💙✨️

its simply your adventure on Resident evil world, this book will take Resident evil events from the Resident evil games and even the movies, a comedy, drama, romance, action adventure with you and the resident evil main characters, enjoy Note: "the story's start will be a little shit, but after Police station chapter, it will be good, trust me.

Y/n Rowold was only 8 when she was taken by Hydra. She's now 15 years old with abnormal powers Hydra had given her. What happens when the Avengers barge into the base she is being held in? And what happens when they actually relize what she's capable of? _________ {Cover made by me} The first few chapters aren't good so please bare with me. I promise it gets better. Please trust the process, I promise its worth it!! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS OR MARVEL. ONLY Y/N AND HER STORYLINE ASWELL AS SOME OTHER THINGS I ADDED. This story does not follow the movies and Is based off a plot I created. This is a Peter Parker X Fem!Reader story Best rankings: 🥇 in marvel 16/6/2025 🥇 in vision 22/10/2025 🥇 in marveluniverse 12/4/2025 🥇 in pietromaximoff 29/3/2025 🥇 in avengersxreader 26/4/2025 🥇 in thor 6/9/2025 🥇 in avengers 17/11/2025 🥈 in tonystark 17/11/2025 🥈 in clintbarton 23/5/2025 🥈 in blackwidow 13/4/2025 🥈 in quicksilver 10/4/2025 #4 in spiderman #8 in peterparker #5 in ironman #10 in sarcasm #12 in natasharomanoff #24 in tomholland #10 in funny #6 in scarletwitch #30 in hulk Started | December 19, 2024 Ended | ??

Li Chang Bo ended up dying by a car crash on his way to meet a friend. He was a well known actor and has won many awards. Li Chang Bo was satisfied with his life but the only thing he regretted was not having found love. After he died, he was bound to a system that called itself 'Spring System'. His mission was to reach a 90% favorability from the Male Lead and fulfill the wishes of the original bodys owner. Unexpectedly he triggered the hidden God level mission and he has to collect all the scattered soul pieces of the Supreme God. (PLEASE DO NOT COPY MY STORY WITHOUT MY PERMISSION OR CLAIM IT AS YOURS. I DON'T WANT IT TO BE PUBLISHED SOMEWHERE ELSE. AND I DO NOT OWN THE PICTURES I'M USING IN MY STORY. THANK YOU) Author: Nahema Kamdem © Copyright: Nahema Kamdem

𝘋𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘏𝘢𝘪 𝘐𝘭𝘢𝘢𝘩𝘪 𝘔𝘦𝘳𝘢 𝘔𝘢𝘢𝘯 𝘏𝘢𝘪 𝘔𝘢𝘢𝘩𝘪 𝘔𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘛𝘰𝘩 𝘚𝘢𝘫𝘥𝘢 𝘒𝘢𝘳𝘶𝘯 𝘜𝘯𝘬𝘰 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘻 𝘙𝘶𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘪 𝘔𝘦𝘳𝘪 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘻 𝘋𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘪 𝘔𝘦𝘳𝘪 𝘐𝘴𝘩𝘲 𝘩𝘶𝘢 𝘮𝘶𝘫𝘩𝘬𝘰... ♡More than Vows♡ ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚　˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ 𝙋𝙍𝙄𝙎𝙃𝘼 𝘼𝙃𝙇𝘼𝙒𝘼𝙏: A 24-year-old girl who learned to grow up too soon. The girl who always smiled, even when everything inside her was falling apart. She's the calm in chaos, the silence in storms, not because she wants to be, but because she had no choice. She believes in love, not the grand, dramatic kind but the one that feels like home after a long day. She doesn't want much,just someone who won't leave. Someone who chooses her... even on her worst days. 𝙍𝙐𝘿𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙎𝙃 𝙎𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙃 𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙃𝘼𝙒𝘼: A 28-year-old man who built walls higher than people ever dared to climb. He wasn't always this distant...he once loved loudly, fiercely. Until the silence after the storm broke him more than the storm itself. Now, he keeps his promises, but not his heart. He walks through life like a question no one dares to answer.. not because he's heartless, but because his heart learned to stay quiet. He doesn't crave attention but he craves peace. He doesn't trust easily.....not because people failed him once, but because they failed him after he gave them everything. Not soft, not cold. Just... someone who learned to survive before he learned to live. ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚　˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ He was cold. She was heartbroken. A runaway fiance, A forced marriage. And two strangers who swore they'd never fall for anyone again. But love had other plans. 'More Than Vows' Are you ready for a story that will break you and heal

She came to Seattle to start over. She didn't expect to run into her ex-husband, a surgical soap opera, and a whole lot of emotional trauma in scrubs. Welcome to Seattle Grace-where the drama is just as intense as the surgeries. Mark Sloan x OC May 2025-??

The Protagonist is as generic as ever. He is kind, good-looking, and doesn't get attention from girls until he gets to highschool. But we aren't the Protagonist. The Protagonist is actually our twin brother. We are the Side Character thrusted into the chaos. Now Y/N has to help his twin brother survive the tropes thrown at him and try to not to get roped in to his shenanigans... though that might be impossible. Who knows? Maybe we'll find love too. (This is satire, in case you couldn't tell.)